THE WORLD'S BEST GOLF JOKES!

Out on the gentle heather-clad hills one memorable day, a Scottish shepherd took a wild swing at a sheep with his crook. He accidentally hit a small, round pebble which flew in a graceful arc down the slope. . . 
A colleague strolled over for a closer view - conveniently taking his heavy crook with him.

Of course that was the end of shepherding on that day. The first game of golf was launched at 10.15 a.m., the first lie about a score was told at 11.30 a.m. and at midday, the first golf joke was heard over lunch in the pub. . .

The game hasn't looked back since, the lies have become more far-fetched and the jokes more saucy, more side-splitting and more absurd - here are the best of them!