Pigeon English by Stephen Kelman

Everybody says there's a war but I haven't seen it yet.
There's a hell of wars going on all the time:

Wars
Kids Vs Teachers, North well Manor High Vs Leabridge High,
Dell Farm Crew Vs Lewsey Hill Crew, Emos Vs Sunshine,
Turkey Vs Russia, Arsenal Vs Chelsea, Black Vs White, Police Vs Kids,
God Vs Allah, Chicken Joe's Vs KFC, Cats Vs Dogs, Aliens Vs Predators

I haven't seen any of them. You'd know if there was a war because
all the windows would be broken and the helicopters would have
guns on them. The helicopters don't even have guns, just
torchlights. I don't even think there's a war. I haven't seen it.

I don't even know what side I'm on. Nobody's told me yet.
Vs just means against.

Genres: Mystery - Contemporary - Crime - Literary Fiction - British Literature 
Condition: Very good
Published: Published 2011 by Bloomsbury. 
Pages: 263
ISBN: 9781408810637
Weight: 390g