There Was an Old Bloke who Swallowed a Present by P. Crumble

There was an old bloke who swallowed a present. 
I don't know why he swallowed that present . . .

Now that's not pleasant!

The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa's presents!
Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings
because now he's on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!