'Why don't women tell jokes?
 Because we marry them.'

MEN:

can't live with them - can't bury them under the patio because the neighbours might see.

In this mischievous guide to surviving the battle of the sexes, bestselling novelist Kathy Lette, 'the wittiest woman in London' (Evening Standard), serves up some wit and wisdom to get you through every situation, from breakfast in bed ('Tell him to sleep in the kitchen') to negotiating relationships ('Love prepares you for marriage the way needlepoint prepares you for round-the-world solo yachting') to religion ('All husbands think they're gods. If only their wives weren't atheists').

The best bloke-baiting one-liners from the Queen of the Quip make this the perfect handbook for women who like to shoot from the lip.

Genres: Nonfiction - Humour - Relationships & Dating