'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #2) by Louise Rennison

Read the crazy confessions of Georgia Nicolson in her hilarious, bestselling diary.

What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?

• It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God...
• I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up...
• I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
• I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose...
• I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.