And That's When It Fell Off In My Hand (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #5) by Louise Rennison

Read more crazy confessions of Georgia Nicolson in her hilarious bestselling diary.

This is my fabulous life:

• The Sex God left for Kiwi-a-gogo land last month and he has taken my heart with him.
• Not literally, of course, otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
• And also I would be dead.
• Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.

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