Bryson, Bill
Notes From a Big Country by Bill Bryson
Notes From a Big Country by Bill Bryson
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'I need to see some picture ID,' said the airline check-in clerk, who had the charm and boundless motivation you would expect to find in someone whose primary employment perk was a nylon tie.
'Really? I don't think I have any,' I said and began patting my pockets and pulling cards from my wallet. I had all kinds of identification - library card, credit card, Social Security card, health insurance card, airline ticket - all with my name on them, but nothing with a picture. Finally, at the back of the wallet I found an old Iowa driver's licence that I had forgotten I even had.
'This is expired,' he said.
'Then I won't ask to drive the plane,' I promised.
Bill Bryson has the rare knack of being out of his depth wherever he goes - even (perhaps especially) in the land of his birth. This became all too apparent when, after nearly two decades in England, the world's best-loved travel writer upped sticks with Mrs Bryson, little Jimmy et al. and returned to live in the country he had left as a youth.
Of course there were things Bryson missed about Blighty - the Open University, Boxing Day, Branston Pickle and irony, to name but a few. But any sense of loss was countered by the joy of rediscovering some of the forgotten treasures of his childhood: the glories of a New England autumn; the pleasingly comical sight of oneself in shorts, and motel rooms where you can generally count on being awakened in the night by a piercing shriek and the sound of a female voice pleading, 'Put the gun down, Vinnie, I'll do anything you say.'
When an old friend asked him to write a weekly dispatch from New Hampshire for the Mail on Sunday's Night & Day magazine, Bill firmly turned him down. So firm was he, in fact, that gathered here is eighteen months' worth of his popular columns about the strangest phenomena - the American way of life. Whether discussing the dazzling efficiency of the garbage disposal unit, the exoticism of having your groceries bagged for you, the jaw-slackening direness of American TV or the smug pleasure if being able to eat beef without having to wonder if when you rise from the table you will walk sideways into the wall, Bill Bryson brings his inimitable brand of bemused wit to bear on the world's richest and craziest country.
