2025 Calendar: World's Greatest Mullets

Introducing this 2025 Majestic Mullets Wall Calendar!

Prepare to feast your eyes on the crème de la cringe. This calendar is a tribute to the legendary mullet — the haircut that's business up front, party in the back, and pure chaos all year long.

Featuring 12 months of unapologetically bogan brilliance, each photo showcases the world's greatest mullets in all their hairy glory:
🎉 January kicks off with a backyard BBQ mullet that screams "pass me a tinny!"
🚬 May showcases a true bogan icon — a bloke with a dart hanging from his mouth and a mullet that’s seen more questionable decisions than your local pub at 2 a.m.
💁‍♀️ July brings the drama, showcasing a mullet that’s all boofy ’80s glam, holding its own like a true Aqua Net queen and daring anyone to look away.
🎸 And December? It’s a Christmas special that’ll have you singing All I Want for Christmas is a Rat Tail.

Perfect for your mate’s shed, your cousin’s man cave, or as a secret Santa gift that’ll keep them laughing until 2026. Get ready to embrace the power of questionable life choices and turn your walls into a shrine of mullet magnificence.

Warning: Side effects include uncontrollable laughter and the sudden urge to grow your own mullet. Order now—because mullets are timeless, but 2025 won’t wait!